One day me and my friend were walkin down the road when the sun turned off. When it turned back on we were loked in some ones basement blindfolded. I could see that my friend was died and that his skeleton had popped out. But then hamburgler came down and started rappin' for Ronald. I knew dat if I didn't escape i would be kyled. But then i remember I is autism and was abuse as child. So I am actually killer and i kill hamburgler. But Mac Tonight is there an he see blood on my crotch so he kall his KKK friends and he say I'm black an then I am black. So KKK come after me. I'm writing this while being linched and will proba- Choke choke choke choke choke blargh gunshot heart attack sounds.