Hamburgler's Horrendous Horrors.

One day me and my friend were walkin down the road when the sun turned off. When it turned back on we were loked in some ones basement blindfolded. I could see that my friend was died and that his skeleton had popped out. But then hamburgler came down and started rappin' for Ronald. I knew dat if I didn't escape i would be kyled. But then i remember I is autism and was abuse as child. So I am actually killer and i kill hamburgler. But Mac Tonight is there an he see blood on my crotch so he kall his KKK friends and he say I'm black an then I am black. So KKK come after me. I'm writing this while being linched and will proba- Choke choke choke choke choke blargh gunshot heart attack sounds.